My Prayer for Boring

Dear God,

Please hold me and our little one in this pregnancy.  Please let it be boring, uneventful, and amazingly dull.  Please let me avoid the inside of L&D for at least 25 more weeks.  Please keep my blood pressure low, my uterus calm, and my blood sugar stable.  I will watch 500 hours of boring TV and organize my spices every day if it means a healthy baby in mid-March.

In Jesus' name,
Amen